NEWS N°13

we welcome back our client: red bull intl.

(currently working on a new identity for the red bull gaming department)

NEWS N°12

presenting: the sven hoffmann journal

www.svenhoffmannjournal.com

NEWS N°11

– SVEN IS STILL HANGING OUT IN THAILAND, AND IS IMPRESSED BY THE QUANTITY OF COCONUTS HIS BELLY IS CAPABLE TO DIGEST… PER DAY.

– AT OUR JOURNAL SECTION YOU CAN HAVE A LOOK AT SOME IMPRESSIONS OF THAILAND.

– WE WORK ON A LOGO FOR A IPHONE CASE COMPANY CALLED “STRIKE CASE”.

– NEW PROJECT ONLINE: HAVE A LOOK AT THE LA MARZOCCO YEAR BOOK 2011.

– NUMBER OF STICKERS AT THE ENTRANCE DOOR: 25 – A BIG ONE HAS BEEN PEELED OFF. IT WAS A WELL DESIGNED LOGO.

– OUR SECOND RESTAURANT FOR MISTER KUFFLER IS OPEN, AND CAN BE SEEN AT THE FRANKFURT AIRPORT.

– THE NEW OFFICE BIKE WAS USED THE FIRST TIME TO GET FOOD FROM THAI COWBOYS. NICE RIDE. THANKS CHRISSY.

– WE FINISHED OUR FIRST HEAD SPORTSWEAR CATALOGUE.

… AND WE STARTED THE DESIGN FOR THE INTERACTIVE MENUE OF B.EASY.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO OUR FRIENDS, AND FEW FANS, AND TO OUR GLORIOUS CLIENTS. FROM THE VERY HAPPY PEOPLE AT Designbüro Sven Hoffmann.

NEWS N°09

– NUMBER OF “WHAT IS TODAY’S LUNCH AGAIN?”: 192
– NUMBER OF “GEORG, COULD YOU PLEASE GET LUNCH”: 191 (ACTUALLY IT WAS MORE “GEORG, LUNCH!”)
– SVEN’S MAIN QUOTE ON WEDNESDAYS: “IT’S WEDNESDAY, THE WEEK IS ACTUALLY OVER.”
– DAYS WORKING LONGER THAN 6:30 PM: 10
– CLIENTS AT THE MOMENT: AROUND 9
– EFFORT GENERATING NEW WORK: NO COMMENT. (HEY, WE HAVE A NEW WEBSITE)
– PAPER SHEETS USED: LESS THAN 50, AND PROUD TO TURN PAPERLESS IN 2012.
– STUPID INVESTMENTS IN EURO: AROUND 6K ON MOSTLY SVEN’S NONSENSE PHOTO GEAR. OK, IT WAS MORE LIKE 15K
– MONEY SPENT ON ITUNES: 2K
– MONEY SPENT ON AIRFARES: 12K
– RANDOM PASSERS-BY INSULTED IN FRONT OF SHOP: 2,5
– PEOPLE PASSING BY YELLED AT FROM INSIDE: 14

NEWS N°08

• WE MADE IT. OUR NEW WEBSITE IS ON AIR.

• SOME OLD PROJECTS, SOME PROJECTS DURING OUR WONDERFUL RED BULL TIMES, AND SOME BRAND NEW ONES.

• WE DECLARED FRIDAY THE 16TH OF DEC. TO BE THE OFFICIAL SVEN’S MEMORIAL STILL ALIVE DAY. SO NO ONE WILL BE IN THE OFFICE.

• THANK GOD WE HAVE AMAZON AND ALL CHRISTMAS SHOPPING CAN BE DONE WITHOUT LEAVING THE OFFICE.

• WE HAD BURRITO FOR LUNCH. WE HAD TO SUFFER, AND SO WILL OUR LOWER PART SUFFER FROM THE SPICINESS OF TRUE MEX FART FURIOUS FOOD.

• WE FOUND SOME REALLY OLD BEER IN THE FRIDGE … BELIEVE US … REALLY OLD!

• THE YEAR IS NEARLY OVER. SOME NUMBERS OF 2011 / PART 1:
  542 RED BULLS / 23 KG COFFEE BEANS / 237 LITER MILK (FROM WHICH 2 LITER WERE LOW FAT) / 125.000 MILES & MORE / 5 KG CHOCOLATE /
  8 LITER NON ALCOHOLIC BEER, UUUPS! …AND THIS WAS THE HEALTHY PART.

• SVEN: HAPPY AND READY FOR THAILAND.

• MAX: HAPPY AND READY FOR FAMILY.

• CHRISTIAN: HAPPY AND HAPPY.

• GEORG: HAPPY AND READY TO STAY LONGER IN HAMBURG.

• JULIA: HAPPY, BECAUSE SHE WILL COME BACK IN MARCH.

• TO OUR CLIENTS: GIVE US EVEN MORE MONEY.

• TO ALL: DON’T GET FAT DURING CHRISTMAS.

NEWS N°07

OUR NEW WEBSITE WILL BE ON THE AIR:

16TH OF DEC. 2011

NEWS N°06

– HELLO WINTER. I HATE YOU.

– WE DESIGNED A NICE BOOK FOR LA MARZOCCO. IT REALLY LOOKS GREAT.

– WE HAD A NICE FOTOSHOOT ON SYLT. CLIENT: NABHOLZ 1821.

– WOW. NEW DAY. STILL DARK. DID I SAY THAT WINTER SUCKS?

– THE FIRST RESTAURANT WE DESIGNED IN FRANKFURT WILL OPEN ON DEC. 15.

– MISTER ROLAND KUFFLER WAS IN OUR OFFICE. HE WAS IMPRESSED BY HOW CLEAN IT IS AND ASKED, IF WE JUST CLEANED FOR HIM.

– “TWO AND A HALF MEN” IS NOT AS GOOD AS IT WAS BEFORE. CHARLIE, WE WANT YOU BACK.

– IT NEEDS A LOT OF COORDINATION IF YOU NEED TO SNEEZE AND PISS AT THE SAME TIME. 9AM.

– IT IS TUESDAY. THE WEEK IS ACTUALLY OVER.

NEWS N°05

– MAX WILL SOON BE DADDY.

– YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

– CONGRATS. YOU NAILED IT.

NEWS N°04

• NEW YORK CITY IS GREAT. SALT LAKE CITY NOT SO MUCH. LA IS THE BEST. THE WORLD TOUR IS NEARLY OVER. TOKYO YET TO COME.

• I READ IN A DANISH MAGAZINE: BRANDING IS THE REVENGE OF THE LOSERS. WOW. AND FURTHER: Branding is the lazy, incompetent manufacturers’
  revenge upon those more capable. AND AGAIN: WOW. I NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS. AND WILL GET BACK TO YOU LATER. … or will change my job.

• I MET HJALTI IN NEW YORK. AND LATER IN LOS ANGELES.

• THE OFFICE IS IN PERFECT SHAPE. THE OTHERS SAY… NO NEW INTERN YET.

• WE MISS JULIA. BUT SHE DOESN’T LIKE US ANYMORE.

• TOKYO IS AMAZING. SINCE TWO DAYS HERE. NICE PEOPLE. GOOD FOOD.

• DIDN’T TAKE ANY PICS ON THIS WORLD TOUR. FEELS GOOD TO HAVE A SHORT BREAK.

SAY – HELLO – TO – BJÖRN – LELLMANN – COFFE
ON FRIDAY. 5PM. COME AND MEET A NICE DUDE.

(THIS COMING FRIDAY, 14TH OF OCT. 2011)

NEWS N°03

• TOBIAS BITTERWOLF IS IN LOVE. HURRAYYY!

• THE MINI COUPE TOUR IS OVER. WE ALL SURVIVED THE 3000KM.
  VIENNA, BUDAPEST, TIMISOARA, BUKAREST, SOFIA, THESSALONIKI, ISTANBUL.
  12 PARKING TICKETS, 3 POLICE STOPS, 22 RED BULLS, 222 BEER BOTTLES,
  42 DONUTS (WITH THE CAR), AND HJALTI’S LUGGAGE WAS WAY TOO BIG. AMATEUR!
  CHECK WWW.MATTERMEDIA.INFO FOR SOME IMPRESSIONS.

• SVEN IS HAPPY TO BE BACK IN HAMBURG, AND WILL LEAVE AGAIN FOR THE US&A TOUR AFTER NEXT WEEK.

• MAX WORKED ON A SATURDAY. AND YET AGAIN: HURRAYYY!

• KARLSSONWILKER RECOMMENDED SOME MUSIC: “CARIBOU” WITH THEIR ALBUM “SWIM”.

• FINN WALKS, AND WALKS, AND WALKS …

• GEORG RETURNS FROM A TWO WEEKS TRIP TO UGANDA.

• JULIA LEFT – BUT WILL KEEP HER EMAIL ADRESS.

• JON CONTINO DESIGNED A TATTOO FOR SVEN.

NEWS N°02

• WE INTRODUCED “STIFF FRIDAYS”.

• HURRAY – WE’RE 6 MONTHS IN BUSINESS… AND STILL HERE.

• ACTUALLY NOT POSSIBLE, BUT: THE COFFEE IS BEYOND PERFECTION.

• NO “BURGERME” ORDERS FOR MORE THAN A WEEK. UNFORTUNATLY, WE HAD SEVERAL BURGERS SOME OTHER PLACES.

• THE TOUR STOPS OF THE BMW/MINI ADVENTURE ARE: MUNICH, VIENNA, BUDAPEST, TIMISOARA, BUCHAREST, SOFIA, THESSALONIKI, ISTANBUL.

• WE WILL SHOOT THE MONZA F1 RACE, AND NEED EARPLUGS.

• SVEN WILL BE ON A SHORT WORLDTOUR (MUNIC, NYC, SALT LAKE CITY, PALM SPRINGS, LA, MAUI, TOKYO, MUNICH) STARTING OCT 1ST… SO THE COFFEE QUALITY WILL SINK DRASTICALLY IN THAT PERIOD OF TIME. AVOID VISITS.

• WE TRY TO CONVINCE JULIA (INTERN) TO STAY LONGER BUT SHE PRETENDS TO BE BUSY. PAH…

• FINN HOFFMANN HAS TEN TEETH.

• WE SOMETIMES STILL SEND MAILS TO MATTHIAS NELKE AT RED BULL CREATIVE.

NEWS N°01

• MAX RETURNS FROM A WAY TOO LONG NORWAY VACATION.

• SVEN WAS IN BRUSSELS WITH MISTER ROLAND KUFFLER TO CHECK OUT SOME FURNITURE.

• OUR COFFEE IS BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE.

• NEW CLIENT : WE SAY HELLO TO THE 25 HOURS HOTELS.

• NEW YORK’S KARLSSONWILKER & DESIGNBÜRO SVEN HOFFMANN WILL MAKE A EUROPEAN TOUR
  FROM MUNICH TO ISTANBUL …WITH THE NEW MINI ROADSTER. STARTING SEPT. 12TH.

• WE TRY TO IGNORE BURGERME FOR AT LEAST A WEEK AND EAT HEALTHY. WOW.

• WE STARTED TO WORK ON A BOOK FOR LA MARZOCCO.

FRIDAY’S COFFEE&BEER

19TH OF AUGUST, 5PM

COME OVER AND ENJOY SOME NICE PEOPLE, REAL TALK, AND PROBABLY THE BEST COFFEE IN THE WORLD.